NewJob4Bob?
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If I understood him correctly his unemployment lasted only two days, as some mysterious company has not only hired him, but also wanted him to start immediately!
These people sound pretty desperate. Just hoping Bob makes it through his first week with both kidneys intact!
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I was thinking more along the Umbrella Corporation lines. Bob keeping records on how many mutant experiments escape onto the streets of wherever Bob is likely to work.
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That character is always one of the first to die in moster movies!
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@vaette said in NewJob4Bob?:
I was thinking more along the Umbrella Corporation lines. Bob keeping records on how many mutant experiments escape onto the streets of wherever Bob is likely to work.
Bob'll be an accountant surely, so he'll be sitting there trying to work out how Umbrella can afford all these secret labs filled with genetic mutants.
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Six months in Bob will have had to accept that the zombie monster supersoldiers are indeed what the bosses want despite huge losses and very unclear practical utility, and, sure, the very expensive underground labs are then necessary to make the zombie monster supersoldiers, and, it also seems hard to get any traction for the idea of not building fancy mansions on top of the labs, and if you are hiding labs below fancy mansions apparently you need elaborate puzzles involving the collection of numerous animal-themed amulets to enter the lab, but Bob is still set on getting the overruns in the animal-themed-secret-lab-entry-puzzle-amulets budget reined in, suggesting that perhaps they do not need be made out of solid gold if the are just to be hid among random junk left around the place anyway.
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...what is happening
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Resident Evil series. We (I) figure Bob's new job is for the badguys from there. They likely do need a good accountant.
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Hey, I am hosting a corporate party in a few weeks time you're all invited, it's going to be awesome and held in the local forest. Please do not bring any mobile phones along as it will spoil the atmosphere. Don't want anyone trying to recreate the Blair Witch Project or anything like that.
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hahahaa
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This thread is amazing
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While we all find it amazing that people are willing to pay Bob to do things it is a bit rude to state it outright like that CSaur.
